Post reblogged from Sup babe? with 58,316 notes
omFG I TRIED PUTTING THIS GIF INTO TINYPIC
AND IT CAME OUT LIKE
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 37 MINUTES JESUS CHRIST IT WAS ALREADY FUCKED UP ENOUGH
this is it. this is my most popular post. and it has killed me 57 thousand times.
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Post reblogged from Sup babe? with 213,751 notes
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
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If I was brave.. I would possibly get this tattooed on me.
O M G WHAT
Finally, I see this on my dash again. Thank you. Obsessed.
would get the third paragraph tattooed
Same here
I love the writer
im a waffle then
Favorite poem.
Source: praises
Post reblogged from What with 172,414 notes
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
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Post reblogged from but then the white girl nation attacked with 104,690 notes
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
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