when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite you
Atonement by Ashley Chan
i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick..
It does make you sick. Literally.
wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!
Slick nigga level 3 hunna
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
i found the only buzzfeed headline i will ever care about
This is a time where a comma is really needed.
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